So the other day I turned 18, which meant that I rented porn and bought a Wonka bar. I felt so sketchy walking into the backroom. And then I got in there and panicked and forgot to look for Edward Penishands(!!). So anyway I rented this terrible porno parody of the Addam's family and Nikii and watched it yesterday and aggggh. The dialogue was so hilarious and terrible.

I am pretty sure I have pink eye, so that's gross.

Now I have a bazillion open houses to go to. FREE FOOD A'HOY!!